i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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