Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
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You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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