I skipped work to stalk him.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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