Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
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he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
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They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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