if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Panties = found
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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