Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
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He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
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I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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