I hate all girls vehemently.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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it's like iHOP with fire
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
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I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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