I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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