You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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