Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
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It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
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We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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