Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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