Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
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why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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