is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
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I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
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I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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