This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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