his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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