He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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