Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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