Do vagina's smell?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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