Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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