...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I will pee on everything he values.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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