Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
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Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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