She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
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Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
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Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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