the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Randomize
