this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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