ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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