So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
she peed on how many people?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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