so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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