i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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