his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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