And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
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I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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