How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
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So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.