Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
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It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
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so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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