need another drink. this is the easiest way
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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