Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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