Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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