And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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