i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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