you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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