are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
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just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
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You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.