Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
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I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
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i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.