wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut