How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.