She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
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I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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