I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Blow job season was short but glorious.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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