Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
God, you're like boner-b-gone
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
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I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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