She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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