White coat. Heels.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
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Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
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Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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