my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
Randomize
