if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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