With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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