remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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