Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
The adults are the big ones right?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
