i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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