the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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