Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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