So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Hippo gnu deer
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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