We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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